What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

He : Tea ?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Who are the main characters of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill? Who are the recurring characters of family guy, American dad, and king of the hill? What changes will be made in all 3 shows?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Sure.

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Thank you.

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Then let's have some coffee

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I'm 24.